COMING 2027

Your luck really dried up to find yourself here, didn't it?

Climb to the top of The Old Stipe in this gravity-bending roguelite collectathon! No Goblin in living memory has succeeded. But you're different, clever. Modify your moveset, overcome your arcade addiction, seek all the upgrades you can find. 

Survive the climb, and perhaps you'll discover the secret Night Grotto left buried in the clouds above...

Features

• Abandon Isaac Newton -  Manipulate geometry to your whims and snag some coins along the way.
  
• Collect Peculiar Trinkets - Coin Vacuum? Two Left Feet? The Cosmic Brick? Use these strange objects to modify your moveset.
• Enjoy The Arcade - Spend your hard-earned coins on the machines and earn tickets for some juicy upgrades!
• Solve Problems With Violence - Kick, bomb, and parry your way to victory as you challenge the Stipe's machinations.
• The 2000s Are Back - Get immersed in nostalgic visuals while enjoying an original experimental soundtrack.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS

MINIMUM

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS: Windows 10/11
• Processor: Intel Core i7-4790
• Memory: 3 GB RAM
• Graphics: Nvidia GTX 960
• Storage: 3 GB available space

RECOMMENDED

• Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
• OS: Windows 10/11
• Processor: Intel Core i7-7700
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
• Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1060
• Storage: 3 GB available space